Don't Let Your Son Go Down On Me.

Well, Sylvia asked for it.. so here it is, in all its "glory". I tweaked a few lines from last edit, and I think it flows better. A deeper story, if you will.

Just to pre-empt, these lyrics are about a secretly gay man, whose one-night stand gay love affair comes back into his life and tells his wife about everything. He thinks he can be bi at first, but then, no, he accepts he's gay. And the obsession with the gay man who came back into his life progresses from there. And in the melody, he's turning to the gay guy's parents and asking them to please stop their son from, you know, sucking him off. Because it only confuses him more, and breaks his heart! Ok, maybe minus the heart breaking thing. But... I've obviously put too much thought into this. Man, so this is what I actually do with my free time? Jesus.

Anyway, enjoy. Preferably with the original by George Michael and Elton John playing along in the background. It's funnier that way. And without further ado...


"Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"

I can't fight no more of your stalking
All my memories seem all hazy from that night
I'm growing tired, and still you stand before me
Ranting here, telling secrets to my wife

It's much too late to save myself from lying
I took a chance and changed my choice of life
But you misread my meaning when I sucked you
Closed the door, and took me in just one bite

Don't let your son go down on me
Although I touch myself, it's always someone else I see
I'd just allow an idea of a wife to wander free, oh
But learning how to swing involves your son going down on me

I can't find
Oh, the way to make a shrine
I'll see him once, and see the way I squeal
Don't give scars please, baby don't
Just because you think it makes me hard
Just because you think it makes me hard, oh
But these balls I have (balls I have)
They need rubs (they need rubs) to make me reel

Oh, don't let your son go down on me
Cause when I touch myself, it's only his face that I'll see
I'll just allow a fragment of his life to be on knees, oh
Cause losing lots of sperm involves your son going down on me

Don't let your son go down on me
Oh, although I touch myself, it's always that one face that I see, yeah
I can't allow the one love of my life to wander free, baby, oh
Cause blowing my whole load involves your son going down on me


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