Ew.

So, I was channel surfing and came upon Rock Star (of which I've seen before) on UPN, no less. Anyway, it had just started, and I saw Timothy Spall in the beginning credits. And then it dawned on me.. Peter Pettigrew and the creepy British backstage pass guy with a thing for ayass are one in the same. Wormtail's just not going to be the same anymore.

Quick quandary...

Why were WOW! chips pulled off the shelves? My anus, for one, never leaked, and I'm kind of pissed my fat free Ruffles are no more.

Happy Birthday, America. Sort of.

Mom: "So what are your plans for the day?"

Me: "Oh, I figured I'd get drunk and set some illegal fireworks off on the lawn."

Mom: *disapproving stare*

Me: *smile*