A cold one yields a hot one.

So I deduced recently that 6-packs of beer are, in all factualness, 100-calorie packs. Think about it. Would you rather have 6 itsy cookies with zero taste, or get all drinky-drunk on 6 towering brews with zero taste? I'll go for the blackout, thanks.

Two talons up!

Not much really going on here. Had an interesting Valentine's Day, got molested by a lesbian in a band called "AIDS FAGGOT" on Saturday, and saw an awesome/terrible "horror" movie (produced by the same studio that has done important films such as 'Rabid Grannies') called Poultrygeist, where I was drunk the entire time and kept hiccuping in the quiet parts.

That was quite the run-on sentence, if I do say so myself.

Ash Wednesday is so trendy!

I decided, for the 4th year running, that I shall give up Catholicism for Lent. My mom never finds this funny, but then again, she doesn't find anything that funny anymore.