World Poker Tour in my living room.

I don't know whose idea it was, but I think watching celebrities play poker is one of the most boring things I have ever seen in my entire lifetime. It reminds me of when I would just sit there and watch my guy friends play Halo for hours on end, wondering, for the love of God, when it was ever going to stop. Watching a game of poker on tv... They might as well have us watch them play SlapJack. Or Bridge. Gawd. It's so boring I can't even come up with colorful words to diss it further.