I'm getting pretty tired of these commercials where people are eating cereal that's so goddamned crunchy that they supposedly can't hear a word of what's going on around them. You know, like the commercial where the guy in the office keeps getting fired but he can't hear his boss because he apparently eats cereal the entire day. Or the one where there's a bear in the forest and the guy can't hear his wife screaming and running away because, you know, the cereal is so delicious. How about they make a commercial where a wife sees her husband eating Grape Nuts or Honey Toasted Almonds or whatever-the-hell at a cook-out or something, so she puts on a coy grin, goes behind his back, and starts making out with his best friend. Segue into heavy groping and loud moan sounds. And the guy's still just sitting there, back to the action, enjoying his delicious bowl of crunchtastic crunchies. Now that's a commericial.
I'm getting pretty tired of these commercials where people are eating cereal that's so goddamned crunchy that they supposedly can't hear a word of what's going on around them. You know, like the commercial where the guy in the office keeps getting fired but he can't hear his boss because he apparently eats cereal the entire day. Or the one where there's a bear in the forest and the guy can't hear his wife screaming and running away because, you know, the cereal is so delicious. How about they make a commercial where a wife sees her husband eating Grape Nuts or Honey Toasted Almonds or whatever-the-hell at a cook-out or something, so she puts on a coy grin, goes behind his back, and starts making out with his best friend. Segue into heavy groping and loud moan sounds. And the guy's still just sitting there, back to the action, enjoying his delicious bowl of crunchtastic crunchies. Now that's a commericial.
I don't know whose idea it was, but I think watching celebrities play poker is one of the most boring things I have ever seen in my entire lifetime. It reminds me of when I would just sit there and watch my guy friends play Halo for hours on end, wondering, for the love of God, when it was ever going to stop. Watching a game of poker on tv... They might as well have us watch them play SlapJack. Or Bridge. Gawd. It's so boring I can't even come up with colorful words to diss it further.
