A cold one yields a hot one.

So I deduced recently that 6-packs of beer are, in all factualness, 100-calorie packs. Think about it. Would you rather have 6 itsy cookies with zero taste, or get all drinky-drunk on 6 towering brews with zero taste? I'll go for the blackout, thanks.

Two talons up!

Not much really going on here. Had an interesting Valentine's Day, got molested by a lesbian in a band called "AIDS FAGGOT" on Saturday, and saw an awesome/terrible "horror" movie (produced by the same studio that has done important films such as 'Rabid Grannies') called Poultrygeist, where I was drunk the entire time and kept hiccuping in the quiet parts.

That was quite the run-on sentence, if I do say so myself.

Ash Wednesday is so trendy!

I decided, for the 4th year running, that I shall give up Catholicism for Lent. My mom never finds this funny, but then again, she doesn't find anything that funny anymore.

Rawr!

Some serious drama went down on Christmas. Pretty good story, but I don't have time to tell it. Basically, a redneck/"uncle" (whose license plates read '4 HUNTIN') tried to start a fight with my stepdad, who'd just had hernia surgery and had 12 inches of stitches and staples in his stomach, saying that if my mom was a man, he'd "beat her ass". Oh, what a tale.