Groundbreaking video.

Schmooze THIS.

Decidedly great/awkward/great-again conversation starters:

-I'm not fascist, but...
-What ever happened to toe socks? Wild!
-So I was blowing this guy, right?
-I read the other day that crack is cheaper than cocaine.
-God, I'm so tired of crying myself to sleep. How 'bout you?
-Dollar bills taste weird.
-What do you think about ass jelly?
-I went robotrippin' at the carnival last weekend.
-Check it out, I can totally lick my elbow.
-You know what's weird? Boxes.
-Chuck Norris. Go.

No other updates as of right now. I'm lazy.