Me: Ok, how's this headline for French's mustard:
Me: "Slip it on your weiner."
Me: I'm writing it down.
Me: Oh oh
Me: Even better:
Me: "Be sure to slip a condiment on your weiner."
Me: I'm just being tasteless now.
Me: "Hell, just suck it out of the bottle, asshole."
Me: "We may be tasteless, but this shit sure isn't."
Me: Those will run someday. Mark my word.
Scott: america isnt ready for you
Me: I thought of a good one for Dolby
Me: Or Bose, rather
Me: "High quality sound, so you don't miss a single shitty note."
Me: It's all the same.
Scott: dude
Scott: you need to be in a different industry