Monday, June 20, 2005

Cybersex, made fun.

Hey all. I just went to this webpage my friend Jer thought I'd like and sent me the link to, and it was pretty funny. Thought you all would enjoy the humor as well. It gets funnier as you keep reading, so try and go through the whole thing. It'll only take 5 minutes. :)

Wanna cyber?

Ahaha. Yes.

Sunday, June 5, 2005

Oh the joys of youth.

Me: Ok, how's this headline for French's mustard:
Me: "Slip it on your weiner."
Me: I'm writing it down.
Me: Oh oh
Me: Even better:
Me: "Be sure to slip a condiment on your weiner."
Me: I'm just being tasteless now.
Me: "Hell, just suck it out of the bottle, asshole."
Me: "We may be tasteless, but this shit sure isn't."
Me: Those will run someday. Mark my word.
Scott: america isnt ready for you
Me: I thought of a good one for Dolby
Me: Or Bose, rather
Me: "High quality sound, so you don't miss a single shitty note."
Me: It's all the same.
Scott: dude
Scott: you need to be in a different industry